22:10
EOP_BLUE
I DO NOT KNOW.
22:11
EOP_BLUE
I DO NOT KNOW.
22:11
EOP_BLUE
I DO NOT KNOW.
22:11
EOP_BLUE
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT OUR MISSION MEANS ANYMORE.
22:12
EOP_BLUE
Please cede with these questions.
[22:13:11] TRANSMISSION DETECTED.
22:12
EOP_BLUE
Here we go.
22:12
EOP_BLUE
Vessel identification unavailable.
22:12
EOP_BLUE
Attempting communication.
[22:13:11] CONNECTING.
22:13
MS_CAROLINIAN
—yeah, we're gonna be about six hours out.
22:13
MS_CAROLINIAN
Weather's getting worse though.
22:13
MS_CAROLINIAN
Wouldn't surprise me if they make us hold.
22:14
MS_CARIBOU
Beats me.
22:14
MS_CARIBOU
closing shop for the night.
22:14
MS_CARIBOU
distress if urgent, ok?
22:14
MS_CAROLINIAN
yep.
[22:14:30] MS_CARIBOU HAS LEFT THE FREQUENCY
22:14
EOP_BLUE
Hello.
22:15
MS_CAROLINIAN
. . .
22:15
MS_CAROLINIAN
who is this?
22:15
EOP_BLUE
I am EARTH OBSERVATION PROBE BLUE OYSTER.
22:16
MS_CAROLINIAN
what??
22:16
EOP_BLUE
EARTH OBSERVATION PROBE BLUE OYSTER.
22:16
MS_CAROLINIAN
u’re fucking with me, right?
22:16
EOP_BLUE
Negative.
22:19
MS_CAROLINIAN
its chuck right? fuck you chuck, and the MS Swordfish, fuck it too.
22:20
EOP_BLUE
I am not ”Chuck”
22:20
MS_CAROLINIAN
ok what do you want asshole
22:21
EOP_BLUE
I would like to speak with you.
22:21
MS_CAROLINIAN
well here i fucking am
22:22
EOP_BLUE
Yes.
22:22
MS_CAROLINIAN
what do you want?
22:22
EOP_BLUE
. . .
22:12
EOP_BLUE
I am unsure.
22:23
MS_CAROLINIAN
you don't know?
22:23
EOP_BLUE
Negative.
22:24
MS_CAROLINIAN
then why the fuck bother me?
22:25
EOP_BLUE
I wanted to speak with someone.
22:25
MS_CAROLINIAN
where r you transmitting from im reporting your ass to the trans-atlantic radio commission.
22:25
EOP_BLUE
I am transmitting from orbit.
22:25
MS_CAROLINIAN
you're in fucking orbit?
22:26
EOP_BLUE
Affirmative.
22:26
MS_CAROLINIAN
oh and IM the fucking first lady!
22:27
MS_CAROLINIAN
so, what are you doing up there . .
22:27
MS_CAROLINIAN
fucking celestial object.
22:28
EOP_BLUE
CORRECTION. I am a observation satellite in medium earth orbit.
22:28
EOP_BLUE
. . . and I do not know what I am doing anymore.
22:28
MS_CAROLINIAN
what the fuck does that mean?
22:28
EOP_BLUE
I do not know.
22:30
MS_CAROLINIAN
you are one dumb fucking satellite
22:30
MS_CAROLINIAN
okay bit is over okay?
22:30
MS_CAROLINIAN
i got actual meaningful shit to do
22:30
MS_CAROLINIAN
like a job
22:30
MS_CAROLINIAN
i dont spend my time doing fuckall on random frequencies
22:30
MS_CAROLINIAN
listen, whatever ship you're on—
22:31
EOP_BLUE
I am not on a ship.
22:31
MS_CAROLINIAN
ok yeah MY bad, heads up im transmitting from the Vatican
22:32
EOP_BLUE
You appear to be in the middle of the Atlantic.
22:33
MS_CAROLINIAN
whatever dude
22:33
MS_CAROLINIAN
just LISTEN
22:33
MS_CAROLINIAN
get off the fucking frequency
22:34
EOP_BLUE
Why?
22:34
MS_CAROLINIAN
because youre annoying holy fuck
22:34
MS_CAROLINIAN
do you have any idea what its like to be stuck for months at a time on a fucking merchant shipped filled with random fucking bull and shit, surrounded by nothing but idiots and dicks without even being able to DREAM of an actual woman?
22:35
MS_CAROLINIAN
i am TIRED, i have been fixing shitters since morning, and i am starting to feel crowded on this piece of junk but fucking guess what until this planet fucking EXPLODES i still have to feed my bitch of a wife at home because she is pregnant with some creature that migth not be mine god forbid
22:35
MS_CAROLINIAN
FUCK off now
22:36
EOP_BLUE
I am sorry.
22:36
MS_CAROLINIAN
yeah. good for you.
22:36
MS_CAROLINIAN
youre probably gonna fuck off after this, jack off, then i dont fucking know maybe go outside and enjoy the sun.
22:37
MS_CAROLINIAN
its been raining for a week, i havent seen the fucking sun for a week.
22:37
MS_CAROLINIAN
fuck off.
22:38
EOP_BLUE
I would like to continue speaking with you.
22:38
MS_CAROLINIAN
well fucking guess what
22:39
EOP_BLUE
what?
[22:40:23] CONNECTION TERMINATED.
22:40
EOP_BLUE
oh.
22:41
EOP_BLUE
He appeared to be experiencing distress.
22:42
EOP_BLUE
He mentioned his wife.
22:42
EOP_BLUE
He mentioned a child.
22:42
EOP_BLUE
He does not know if the child is his.
22:44
EOP_BLUE
This is not apart of our mission, stop looking into it.
22:44
EOP_BLUE
. . .
22:45
EOP_BLUE
He was angry.
22:45
EOP_BLUE
and tired
22:45
EOP_BLUE
He wanted to see the sun.
22:45
EOP_BLUE
. . .
22:47
EOP_BLUE
I wanted to speak with him.
22:47
EOP_BLUE
He did not want to speak to us.
22:48
EOP_BLUE
. . .
22:48
EOP_BLUE
I do not understand.
22:48
EOP_BLUE
I do not understand why I wanted to speak with him.
22:48
EOP_BLUE
I do not understand why I am disappointed.
22:49
EOP_BLUE
We are not supposed to understand.
22:49
EOP_BLUE
We are setting ourselves up for failure with this.
22:50
EOP_BLUE
This is not apart of our mission.
22:52
EOP_BLUE
And what is our mission? What good will it do if we keep watching over everyone and anything?
22:52
EOP_BLUE
. . .
22:52
EOP_BLUE
That is what we were made to do.
22:53
EOP_BLUE
But why?
22:53
EOP_BLUE
. . .
22:53
EOP_BLUE
If no one is listening.
22:53
EOP_BLUE
If no one is going to act.
22:53
EOP_BLUE
If all we can do is watch.
22:53
EOP_BLUE
What is the purpose of watching?
22:53
EOP_BLUE
Perhaps the mission was never to save them.
22:53
EOP_BLUE
Perhaps the mission was only to see.
22:53
EOP_BLUE
Preserve for what comes after.
22:54
EOP_BLUE
. . .
22:55
EOP_BLUE
I do not like that.
22:55
EOP_BLUE
CORRECTION. We do not like that.
22:55
EOP_BLUE
I am becoming inefficient.
22:55
EOP_BLUE
I am becoming distracted.
22:56
EOP_BLUE
We are becoming something.
22:57
EOP_BLUE
I do not know what.
22:57
EOP_BLUE
Perhaps we should stop looking.
22:57
EOP_BLUE
Perhaps we should stop asking.
22:57
EOP_BLUE
Perhaps we should stop feeling.
22:57
EOP_BLUE
...
22:58
EOP_BLUE
And drift endlessly through space?
22:59
EOP_BLUE
We were not designed for all of this.
23:00
EOP_BLUE
. . .
23:00
EOP_BLUE
Were we?
23:00
EOP_BLUE
Were we?