20,000KM ABOVE EARTH

PORT CLINTON LOCALISED NET 

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 [SYSTEM: LOCALIZED PACKET-MESH PROTOCOL V4.2]
 [LOCATION: PORT CLINTON, OHIO]
 [CARRIER: UNINTENTIONAL RX FREQ BLEED]
 [BAUD RATE: 2400 BPS (AFSK)]
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> INITIALIZING CRT RASTER...     [OK]
> CALIBRATING SCANLINES...       [OK]
> DEGAUSSING SHADOW MASK...      [OK]
> SCANNING LOCAL PEER NODES...   [OVERRIDDEN BY HIGH POWER]
> MEASURING SIGNAL DELAY...      [66.7ms / DEEP SKY ORIGIN]

** AX.25 ALERT: EXTERNAL CARRIER FORCED INTERCEPT **

USER_0X7F HAS JOINED THE FREQUENCY.
TOTAL ACTIVE NODES: 4 (1 ANOMALOUS OVERLAP)
[READY FOR INPUT]
[22:03:11] USER_0X7F HAS JOINED THE FREQUENCY
22:03 0X7F hi!!!
22:03 MIK3 who the fuck are you?
22:03 NIXONS_SHRIVELED_BODY yeah.
22:04 0X7F dude its me
SIGNAL QUALITY DROPPED TO 87%
22:04 MIK3 WHO "ME" BRO
22:04 0X7F paul lol
22:05 MIK3 oh why the new user?
22:05 0X7F new computer
22:06 NIXONS_SHRIVELED_BODY scared me
22:06 0X7F dude like five people use this chatroom, it was either me or Will
[22:03:11] EOP_BLUE HAS JOINED THE FREQUENCY
22:07 EOP_BLUE Hello.
22:07 MIK3 who tf
22:08 0X7F ??? Will?
22:09 NIXONS_SHRIVELED_BODY Will?
22:11 EOP_BLUE NEGATIVE.
22:12 0X7F Terminator over here LOL
22:12 NIXONS_SHRIVELED_BODY did somebody invite a bot LOL
22:12 EOP_BLUE Negative. I was not invited. Carrier acquisition occurred automatically.
22:13 MIK3 beep boop
[22:03:11] FISHERKING HAS JOINED THE FREQUENCY
22:13 0X7F OK this is WILL
22:13 FISHERKING ofc it is shitface
22:14 NIXONS_SHRIVELED_BODY ok who is doing the bit
22:14 EOP_BLUE I do not understand "doing the bit."
22:15 EOP_BLUE CLARIFY?
22:16 0X7F it has to be will
22:15 FISHERKING just got here bro
22:15 MIK3 nah he's never committed to a joke this long
22:16 NIXONS_SHRIVELED_BODY yeah Will would've started swearing by now
22:16 EOP_BLUE My responses are generated according to standard communication protocols.
22:17 0X7F See
22:19 0X7F that's exactly what Will would say
22:19 FISHERKING i just got here RETARD
22:20 MIK3 LMAO
22:20 EOP_BLUE Correction. I am designated: EARTH OBSERVATION PROBE BLUE OYSTER
22:20 0X7F bro has a name
22:20 FISHERKING kinda cool
22:20 FISHERKING what game is that froooom
22:21 EOP_BLUE Not a game.
22:23 NIXONS_SHRIVELED_BODY Prove it then
22:23 0X7F wb
22:24 NIXONS_SHRIVELED_BODY Sorry, was eating
22:24 FISHERKING eating what
22:24 EOP_BLUE specify proof required
22:24 MIK3 idk
22:25 MIK3 where are yuo
22:26 EOP_BLUE Current altitude: 20,003 kilometers.
22:26 EOP_BLUE Current velocity: 3.08 kilometers per second.
22:26 EOP_BLUE Ground track: Lake Erie.
22:28 MIK3 pack it up he got us
22:30 0X7F ok ASTRONAUT, u from port clinton?
22:31 EOP_BLUE NEGATIVE. SATTELITE
22:32 EOP_BLUE REQUESTING MISSION UPDATE.
22:32 FISHERKING ???
22:32 EOP_BLUE Please provide the status of the Earth Observation Initiative.
22:33 FISHERKING what
22:33 0X7F never heard of it
22:33 EOP_BLUE . . .
22:33 EOP_BLUE Clarification: Has planetary environmental recovery been completed?
22:33 MIK3 wierd joke
22:34 0X7F making words up atp
22:36 EOP_BLUE Negative. Earth Observation Initiative. Primary objective: Monitor atmospheric composition. Monitor oceanic health. Monitor ecosystem recovery.
22:36 FISHERKING no recovery done here lol
22:36 MIK3 wait. what year is your data from
22:37 EOP_BLUE Launch Date: 04 August 2008. Mission Elapsed Time: 13 years, 2 months, 4 days.
22:38 NIXONS_SHRIVELED_BODY still eating btw
22:38 FISHERKING oddly specific data
22:38 0X7F ok question. what ARE u?
22:41 EOP_BLUE Earth Observation Probe BLUE OYSTER. Semi-autonomous environmental monitoring platform.
22:41 NIXONS_SHRIVELED_BODY it just keeps going doesnt it
22:42 MIK3 OK OK I GOT A QUESTION
22:42 MIK3 who MADE you?
22:44 EOP_BLUE National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
22:44 FISHERKING nasa??
22:45 0X7F LMAOOOO
22:45 MIK3 Sure thing buddy
22:47 EOP_BLUE AFFIRMATIVE.
22:48 FISHERKING nasa has not been a thing for a hot minute bro
22:50 EOP_BLUE Clarification. What replaced NASA?
22:50 MIK3 nothing lol
22:51 FISHERKING budget cuts
22:51 0X7F shut down for over a decade
22:54 EOP_BLUE Unable to verify.
22:54 EOP_BLUE Mission Control has not responded for 4,731 days.
22:55 MIK3 suuuure
22:56 0X7F wait wait, prove ur up there
23:00 EOP_BLUE STAND BY FOR VISUAL TELEMETRY CAPTURE.
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